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47% of BBC Employees think BBC Stands for Bash Bloody Corbyn

47% of BBC Employees think BBC Stands for Bash Bloody Corbyn

A poll of BBC employees in Salford has revealed that a startling 47% think that BBC stands for Bash Bloody Corbyn. “I’m not sure what the fuss is all about,” an anonymous source told us. “I mean, what else would it be? The whole news apparatus is geared towards slagging him off no matter what […]

Children In Need ‘Childhood Hero’ Theme Takes a Turn For the worst

Children In Need ‘Childhood Hero’ Theme Takes a Turn For the worst

This year’s Children In Need rehearsals took a nasty turn for the worst yesterday when Pudsey Bear turned up dressed as Jimmy Saville. “This year’s theme is Childhood Heroes,” explained one of┬áthe show’s producers. “All the other stars came appropriately dressed. Terry Wogan came as Woody from Toy Story, Fearne Cotton came as Terry Wogan […]