Tag Archive | Jeremy Hunt
Tory Ministers to go on Strike Over Working Conditions
In a surprise move, a majority of Tory MPs have announced they are going on strike next week to raise awareness over what they say are appalling work conditions. “I just can’t keep being a horrible shit 24/7. Sometimes I need a break, to be kind for five minutes. Pat a dog on the head […]
Jeremy Hunt Misrepresents His Own Statistics on Dating Website
Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has been given a vote of no confidence by the female population following internet leaks of a personal profile he uploaded to a dating website several years ago. On the profile, Jeremy described himself as 6′ 4″, with rock hard abs and the sexual stamina of a Tantric sex professor, all […]
The Sceptical Poet 