Tag Archive | Jeremy Corbyn
Corbyn’s Stomach Disrespectful for Not Being Quiet Enough During Minute’s Silence
Jeremy Corbyn’s stomach has been branded disrespectful by journalists that people really shouldn’t bother with. “It was disgraceful,” said Tony McTory in the Sun “If you leaned in close enough, Corbyn’s stomach could clearly be heard gurgling away during the minute’s silence on Remembrance Sunday.” “I’ve never heard the like,” said Donald Donor in the […]
Guy Fawkes Effigies to be Replaced by Jeremy Corbyn Effigies
Guy Fawkes is to be replaced by Jeremy Corbyn as November the fifth’s official villain, a leaked transcript of a Tory think tank meeting suggests. The meeting was a discussion of ways in which the government could modernise Britain while simultaneously demonising the left wing. Replacing Guy Fawkes ‘guys’ with Jeremy Corbyn ‘Jeremies’ was the top voted […]
Man Accepts Pay Rise After Being Promoted
The UK has been rocked by a rugby-snubbing socialist who had the gall to accept a pay rise after he was promoted. There’s a rumour that he also accepted a company car, has started wearing a tie occasionally and snubbed the Queen. “This is on par with the time the Manic Street Preachers took their […]
Cameron Versus Corbyn: New Character Chess Set Announced
Games firm, The Grown Up Gadget Co (GUG Co), have announced plans to rush release a Cameron Vs Corbyn character chess set. Each piece will be hand crafted to the highest quality and will feature a tiny politician in replace of the traditional pieces. There were plans to release this on a monthly magazine subscription […]
‘I Am Bigger Than Corbyn’, God Announces
God has gone on record this week to confirm once and for all that he is most definitely, without doubt, almost certainly: “Bigger than Corbyn.” God’s press release stated: “As you seem to have forgotten, I would just like to remind you all that I am bigger than Corbyn.” Speaking exclusively to thescepticalpoet, God snorted: […]
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