Tag Archive | Jeremy Corbyn

Labour No Longer Even Backed by D:Ream 

Labour No Longer Even Backed by D:Ream 

Labour have been left disappointed after it was revealed that their former cheerleaders, pop band D:Ream, no longer support Labour. The band’s song Things Can Only Get Better became the official anthem for Labour’s 1994 election campaign, helping them into power despite the general message being really fucking cynical if you think about it. D:Ream […]

Corbyn Kidnapped by Labour MPs after Hunting Rare Pokémon

Corbyn Kidnapped by Labour MPs after Hunting Rare Pokémon

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has been kidnapped after being lured into an alley in the belief that he was chasing a rare Electachu pokémon. Once in the alley, Mr Corbyn was so distracted by his phone screen that he was easily subdued by a group of Labour MPs, who bundled him into a van and […]

Theresa May Resigns as Prime Minister

Theresa May Resigns as Prime Minister

  In the latest twist of the complicated saga that is modern politics, newly appointed Prime Minister and leader of the Tory party Theresa May has handed in her resignation. When asked why she had made the decision, she stated: “It was time.” A hasty leadership election was called an hour ago, but all four […]

47% of BBC Employees think BBC Stands for Bash Bloody Corbyn

47% of BBC Employees think BBC Stands for Bash Bloody Corbyn

A poll of BBC employees in Salford has revealed that a startling 47% think that BBC stands for Bash Bloody Corbyn. “I’m not sure what the fuss is all about,” an anonymous source told us. “I mean, what else would it be? The whole news apparatus is geared towards slagging him off no matter what […]

David Bowie’s Son to Sue NASA for Failing to Find Out if There is Life on Mars

David Bowie’s Son to Sue NASA for Failing to Find Out if There is Life on Mars

The film director Duncan Jones, son of the late pop legend David Bowie, has threatened via his twitter account to sue NASA for failing to answer his father’s question: is there life on Mars? “My father was asking ‘is there life on Mars?’ for 45 years, and yet NASA failed to find an answer. I […]