Tag Archive | James Bond
Homeless Man Pretends to be Movie Star for the Day
Spurred on by Richard Gere’s recent epiphany, homeless man Scabby Adams decided to see if he could live like the more monied for a day. “I had nothing else to do,” he said. “And the novelty of being homeless had worn off.” Scabby was often told that he had movie star looks before he turned […]
World Famous ‘Secret’ Superspy Recognised and Shot to Death
World famous ‘secret’ superspy James Bond has been murdered by a hail of gunfire in a Monte Carlo casino. Onlookers report a well-dressed man ordering a drink at the bar, before introducing himself to a nearby woman by saying, “The name’s Bond, James Bond’. At this point, all hell broke loose, with several customers in […]
The Sceptical Poet 