Tag Archive | hipsters
Hipster Trunks Manufacturers Still Waiting for Increase in Sales
Manufacturers of men’s hipster trunks are still waiting for the current increase in hipsters to lead to an increase of sales of their ridiculous underwear. We caught up with Phil McGregor, CEO of Melvin Stein Underwear: “It goes against all our prediction. Our products are called hipsters. They themselves are called hipsters. It should be […]
Beards Home to 400 Types of Wildlife
A study published this week in the Journal of Ornithological Weirdness claims that beards are home to about 400 types of wildlife. The study has prompted calls for beards to be considered official conservation areas, which would make trimming them a potential breach of the law. Brian Malburn, the lead author of the study said: […]
Government to Reintroduce Beard Tax
Now that stupid, long bushy beards are back in fashion, the government have decided to reintroduce everybody’s favourite compulsory state contribution: The Beard Tax. Clean shaven and speaking from his home in Downing Street, Prime Minister David Cameron said: “Given the new popularity of facial hair, and the success in England and Russia in the […]
The Sceptical Poet 