Tag Archive | Glenn Frey
Bowie Killed by Martians for Revealing Their Secrets
Professional conspiracy theorist and shit-stirrer Mohammed Al-Fayed has claimed that the Martian equivalent of the Triads were responsible for the death of David Bowie. “Yes, he was killed by cancer,” he told Rita Sarpong of Conspiracy TV, “But who knows what kind of technology they have? They could have poisoned him with cancer cells from […]
Grim Reaper Fired for Reaping Celebs Before their Time
The Grim Reaper, real name Darth Balls, has finally been caught and fired after going off-grid and reaping celebrities that annoyed him. Concerns were first raised about Mr Balls a few decades ago, when the song Don’t Fear the Reaper by the Blue Oyster Cult was released. He was caught ranting at a cocktail party […]
The Sceptical Poet 