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Ghosts to Put Cap on Immigration of the Living, says Sally Morgan

Ghosts to Put Cap on Immigration of the Living, says Sally Morgan

Sally Morgan, the celebrity psychic and earpiece fan, surprised a packed theatre this week when she passed on an anti-immigrant message from┬áthe ‘other side’. Sally suddenly stopped her message from granddad Bill?/John?/nowaitJack? and informed the crowd that a spokesperson for the whole of the spirit world was on the line and was about to pass […]

Halloween Puts the Fear of God in Us Say Ghouls and Werewolves

Halloween Puts the Fear of God in Us Say Ghouls and Werewolves

Demons, ghouls and werewolves among others have gone on record this month, saying they dread Halloween to the extent that they’ve nicknamed it ‘Helloween’. “All those pesky kids in masks threatening to egg my house if I don’t give them an eyeball gobstopper. It’s terrifying,” said Colin, a shy werewolf from ‘over the water’. “I’m […]

Thousands of New York Ghosts to Sue for Wrongful Imprisonment

Thousands of New York Ghosts to Sue for Wrongful Imprisonment

A small team of self-styled ‘ghostbusters’ are being sued by thousands of New York ghosts in the biggest lawsuit of its kind. The ghosts, currently residing in a large containment unit in the basement of the ghostbusters’ headquarters, are suing the ghostbusters for what they see as wrongful imprisonment. Their representative, Mr Slimer, the longest […]