Tag Archive | fish
Smoking Kippers to be Banned in UK Prisons From 2016
The Government have recently announced plans to introduce a ‘no smoking’ policy in UK prisons. Early next year, selected prison establishments in England and Wales will be doing a trial ban of smoking. If this pilot is successful, smoking on prison grounds will be banned altogether. As most government initiatives are, the new plans have been […]
Vegetarian Blows Her Top After One Too Many People Ask Her if She Wants Fish Instead
Long term vegetarian Suki Smith has finally ‘blown her top’ after yet another restaurateur with no vegetarian meals on the menu offered her tuna fish instead. “I’m a fucking vegetarian,” an exasperated Suki yelled. “It’s got a face. Fuck you! Fuck you!” The restaurateur told her that his friend Barbara is a vegetarian, “And she eats […]
The Sceptical Poet 