Tag Archive | Father Christmas
Donald Trump Taps Father Christmas for Foreign Secretary
Father Christmas has been appointed to Foreign Secretary in the upcoming Trump administration. The bearded globetrotter was considered the ideal choice to export Trump’s version of America across the world. Donald Trump explained his choice at a media conference by tweeting via his mobile to the journalists standing right in front of him: “Nic is […]
Santa Dead from Soot-Related Illness
Santa Claus was pronounced dead today after suffering from a soot-related illness. In a tearful statement to the Lapland press, Mrs Claus said: “My husband loved his work, but despite years of campaigning for better work conditions, it was all too little too soon. The soot from all those chimneys proved too much and he […]
David Cameron Warns UK that Father Christmas is a Threat to National Security
Prime Minister David Cameron has angered seasonal holiday apologists with a tweet accusing Father Christmas of being a threat to national security. The full tweet, now removed and replaced with a voter-friendly anti-Europe rant, reads: Father Christmas is a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family’s security. Twitter users were quick […]
The Sceptical Poet 