Tag Archive | Doctor Who
47% of BBC Employees think BBC Stands for Bash Bloody Corbyn
A poll of BBC employees in Salford has revealed that a startling 47% think that BBC stands for Bash Bloody Corbyn. “I’m not sure what the fuss is all about,” an anonymous source told us. “I mean, what else would it be? The whole news apparatus is geared towards slagging him off no matter what […]
New ‘Church of Doctor Who’ Collapses Into Chaos After Peter Capaldi Signs Autograph as the Thirteenth Doctor
The new ‘Church of Doctor Who’ religion, started last month by a fan in Cardiff, has collapsed into chaos after actor Peter Capaldi signed an autograph for its founder as the thirteenth Doctor. “Peter Capaldi is not the thirteenth Doctor,” fumed the Church’s founder James Hartnell (name changed by deedpoll), “He is the twelfth. Matt […]
World Famous ‘Secret’ Superspy Recognised and Shot to Death
World famous ‘secret’ superspy James Bond has been murdered by a hail of gunfire in a Monte Carlo casino. Onlookers report a well-dressed man ordering a drink at the bar, before introducing himself to a nearby woman by saying, “The name’s Bond, James Bond’. At this point, all hell broke loose, with several customers in […]
The Sceptical Poet 