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David Cameron to take Compulsory ‘Governing’ Classes

David Cameron to take Compulsory ‘Governing’ Classes

  The Prime Minister David Cameron has been told by his advisors that if he wants to continue being boss of the UK then he has to take governing classes. This is part of a wider government drive that includes numeracy and compassion classes for George Osborne, and two hours on an operating table under […]

Mini Memes

Mini Memes

Satirical Website Writer Happens to be on Holiday When It’s Revealed The Prime Minister Once Shagged a Dead Pig

Satirical Website Writer Happens to be on Holiday When It’s Revealed The Prime Minister Once Shagged a Dead Pig

Early this week the writer of an online satirical newspaper¬†found his holiday soured by the sudden¬†occurrence of exactly the kind of news he wished had happened two days before. The unnamed writer (we’ll call him Geoff) had been enjoying a week away from taking the piss out of things behind the safety of a keyboard, […]