Tag Archive | David Cameron
Open Letter to David Cameron
What follows is an open letter to the Prime Minister David Cameron, from ‘Cecil’… Hello, Mr Prime Minister. My name is Cecil. It never used to be but it is now. My original name doesn’t matter as you never knew it before and no-one noticed me anyway. The reason for the name-change to Cecil will […]
Open Letter from Space
What follows is an open letter to the Earth, from alien race the Ekids… Please pay close attention if you are over the age of thirty or unable to work for whatever reason. Dear Humanoids, It will come as no surprise to you, if you have the Internet or any friends at all, that many […]
David Cameron to take Compulsory ‘Governing’ Classes
The Prime Minister David Cameron has been told by his advisors that if he wants to continue being boss of the UK then he has to take governing classes. This is part of a wider government drive that includes numeracy and compassion classes for George Osborne, and two hours on an operating table under […]
Controversy as Syria War Strategists Revealed to be Games Workshop Staff
David Cameron came under fire this week when it was revealed that he has been outsourcing strategy planning for the war in Syria to his local branch of Games Workshop. The news came out when a journalist casually visited the shop and noticed that the 3D game board in the middle of the shop looked […]
Government to Outsource Syria Debate to One Poll
The government has decided to outsource any further ethical debate over the bombing of Syria to multiple-choice pollsters One Poll. “Morals are difficult,” said David Cameron. “I think it’s much better if we privatise these kinds of decisions to anonymous Internet button clickers.” One Poll are said to be delighted to have beaten ATOS to […]
The Sceptical Poet 