Tag Archive | Darth Balls
Grim Reaper at it Again
The Grim Reaper has again absconded from his employers to reap random celebrities. The Reaper was sacked last year for reaping musicians that annoyed him, but was re-instated recently after doctors insisted he’d since made a full mental recovery. “He’s definitely fucking fired this time,” said his employer, Fate. “Every five minutes he reaps another […]
Grim Reaper Fired for Reaping Celebs Before their Time
The Grim Reaper, real name Darth Balls, has finally been caught and fired after going off-grid and reaping celebrities that annoyed him. Concerns were first raised about Mr Balls a few decades ago, when the song Don’t Fear the Reaper by the Blue Oyster Cult was released. He was caught ranting at a cocktail party […]
The Sceptical Poet 