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Grim Reaper at it Again

Grim Reaper at it Again

The Grim Reaper has again absconded from his employers to reap random celebrities. The Reaper was sacked last year for reaping musicians that annoyed him, but was re-instated recently after doctors insisted he’d since made a full mental recovery. “He’s definitely fucking fired this time,” said his employer, Fate. “Every five minutes he reaps another […]