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Frankie Boyle to Direct Accurate Modern Nativity Play

Frankie Boyle to Direct Accurate Modern Nativity Play

Channel 4 have hired controversial comedian Frankie Boyle to direct an accurate modern interpretation of the Nativity Story for their new PlayHour strand. The play, which will go out on Christmas Day at the same time as the Queen’s Speech on BBC1, has been likened to the work of Dostoevsky crossed with the work of […]

Smirnoff Furious After Gideons Refuse to Allow Vodka Adverts in Their Bibles

Smirnoff Furious After Gideons Refuse to Allow Vodka Adverts in Their Bibles

Smirnoff are said to be ‘flabbergasted’ after the Gideons refused to allow them to place leaflets advertising their vodka products inside their bibles. The Gideon Society are known for their advertising of Christianity by placing bibles in hotel rooms for unwary travellers. Who hasn’t rooted through the bedside table on entering a new hotel room, […]

Jesus’s Mum Calls Him Selfish for Not Having Any Kids

Jesus’s Mum Calls Him Selfish for Not Having Any Kids

Jesus’s mum, Mary Carpenter, has gone on record in an interview for the Catholic Herald as believing her son, Christian superhero Jesus Christ, to be selfish for choosing to be childless. “How dare he waste his time inspiring multitudes when he could be pouring all his love and devotion into a small number of select […]