Tag Archive | chocolate
All Because the Lady Loves Amazon
For several weeks now, chocolatiers Milk Tray have been advertising for a new Milk Tray man or woman or ethnic minority, or all three. The now very old ‘old’ Milk Tray man reprised his role one last time in a bid to help find his replacement… Speaking exclusively to anyone who’d listen, he said: “It’s […]
Woman Admits She Can’t Tell the Difference Between Quality Street and Roses
A middle aged woman has gone on record this week stating that she doesn’t know the difference between Nestlé’s Quality Street and Cadbury’s Roses. “I’m 47 years old. I’ve been gorging on these chocolates every christmas for 46 years, and I still can’t tell the bloody difference,” said a disgruntled Patricia. “It’s the run up […]
The Sceptical Poet 