Tag Archive | childrens TV
Man’s Brain Partially Melts After His Toddler Watches 32 Episodes of Same Show On The Run
Ambulance crews were called to a Liverpool address yesterday morning after a frenzied and confusing 999 call. A man was found slumped in front of a television with his toddler son, while episodes of the toddler show Twirlywoos played on the screen. Paramedics say he appeared to have difficulty focusing on reality, and liquid appeared […]
Woman Appalled to Discover One Year Olds Aren’t Artistic Geniuses
A woman from Cornwall has been appalled to discover that the homemade birthday cards sent into toddlers’ TV by one and two year olds are actually made by their parents. Hannah Caldwell informed us that she was told the surprising news one morning by a friend with a one year old boy. “At first I couldn’t […]
Calls For ‘In the Night Garden…’ to get 18 Certificate
Disgruntled parents Joseph and Mary are so fed up with the sexual innuendos in children’s TV show In the Night Garden… that they have set up a Facebook campaign to get the show branded with an 18 certificate. The show features the popular characters Upsy Daisy, Makka Pakka and Igglepiggle, and is voiced by Derek Jacobi. […]
Remake of Danger Mouse Turns out to be Nothing More Than Original Series With a Revamped Theme Tune
The long awaited new series of the 80s children’s television classic Danger Mouse has been outed as a fake this week by a disgruntled fan. “They’ve just rereleased the same old shoddy episodes with a fancy arse new theme tune,” said Keith from Grumpsville. Keith is famous for not liking change, and for being a […]
The Sceptical Poet 