Tag Archive | aliens

Open Letter from Space

Open Letter from Space

What follows is an open letter to the Earth, from alien race the Ekids… Please pay close attention if you are over the age of thirty or unable to work for whatever reason. Dear Humanoids, It will come as no surprise to you, if you have the Internet or any friends at all, that many […]

NASA Finds Evidence of Advanced Civilisation on Mars – Twenty Minutes Later No-One Gives a Shit

NASA Finds Evidence of Advanced Civilisation on Mars – Twenty Minutes Later No-One Gives a Shit

At 10am this morning, NASA reported that it had found evidence of a highly advanced alien civilisation on Mars. At 10.20am the general public reported they no longer gave a shit. The scenes at NASA headquarters were jubilant: “This is amazing!” said mission leader John Dayson. “We thought we’d find some fossilised microbes at best. […]

Pesky Aliens Play Hide the Bible at Top UK Hotels

It’s no secret that some guests steal from their hotel room but this latest craze seems astonishing. Hotels have been reporting a steady increase over the last the five years in the amount of Bibles that have gone missing from their rooms. These disappearances have mostly occurred in the UK, with Manchester reporting over 50 […]

Our Alien Overlords Give Us Another Year of Life Due to Good Behaviour

Our Alien Overlords Give Us Another Year of Life Due to Good Behaviour

The reptilian alien race known as the Ekid, who secretly rule the human race, have granted us another year of life due to good behaviour. Speaking on a top secret frequency to the world’s leaders, their representative said: “You guys have done really well over the last few decades, especially in the area of ‘pollution’. […]