Unnervingly Accurate Horoscope
This Month’s Horoscope: Scorpio
Scorpio Psychic Jess says: This month you will be mostly wearing black, as that is all that the shops will sell. Everywhere you go, you will see lots of death-themed make up and fancy dress, like you’ve wandered into some ironic undertaker’s office. All sweets will suddenly have green goo in them and look like […]
This Month’s Horoscope: Libra
Libra Psychic Jess says: It’s going to be a good month for you lucky Librans, sprinkled with a few bad days but not to worry as the stars predict an upcoming celebration in which you will feature prominently. You will be especially popular on Facebook and Twitter and for good reason too! Expect a […]
This Month’s Horoscope: Virgo
Virgo You will have an average month but something exciting will happen at some point. You will be bored some days but also busy. Look forward to recieving something in the mail, probably not on a Sunday. You will find yourself thinking about a holiday and an old friend. You may come into money, perhaps […]
The Sceptical Poet 