Science
Richard Dawkins in Offensive Twitter Tirade
The famous biologist and atheist Richard Dawkins has offended tens of people with an astonishing tirade of offensive tweets on the social media platform Twitter. Dawkins, a proponent of the ‘new Atheism’ – a term invented by people bored with plain old Atheism (not to be confused with Atheism Plus, a term invented by people […]
David Bowie’s Son to Sue NASA for Failing to Find Out if There is Life on Mars
The film director Duncan Jones, son of the late pop legend David Bowie, has threatened via his twitter account to sue NASA for failing to answer his father’s question: is there life on Mars? “My father was asking ‘is there life on Mars?’ for 45 years, and yet NASA failed to find an answer. I […]
Foolproof Method of Avoiding Type 2 Diabetes Discovered
A man from Northampton claims to have discovered a fool proof method of avoiding the onset of type 2 diabetes. “I was sitting in my flat,” John Corrigan told us, “Watching the Antiques Roadshow and breaking in the third packet of wagon wheels, when it suddenly dawned on me. There’s a reason I’m a fat […]
Award Winning Irrigation System Reveals Surprising Inspiration
For decades, the country of Benzuania has been plagued by drought. It’s people have hung on by a thread, losing hundreds every year, completely at the mercy of their unforgiving landscape. That was, until the day Kenz Oaken, a former citizen of the country who left to study farming at university in the US, returned […]
Animal Testing Lab Reveals They Now Have More Medical Knowledge About Mice Than Humans
Animal testing lab Anitech have revealed that due to years of testing on mice we now have a greater working knowledge of how to medically treat mice than we do human beings. The company’s owner Dr Andy Drummond admitted that it might sound like unwelcome information to people who are ill, but for those with […]
The Sceptical Poet 