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Haddaway Claims to have Never Received Satisfactory Answer to his Question ‘What is Love?’
The pop singer Haddaway, who back in 1992 asked the world ‘What is Love?’, claims he has still never received a satisfactory answer. The Trinidadian-German musician has continued to make music since 1992, but it is his hit single ‘What is Love?’ that people remember. That being a given, Haddaway can’t understand why nobody bothered […]
Michael Bay Physically Incapable of Directing Anything Other Than Transformers Movies
A recent attempt at directing a romantic comedy has proven what has long been suspected by Hollywood: that Michael Bay has become physically incapable of directing anything other than Transformers movies. Worried that he was stuck in a rut, Bay took on the directing duties for romantic comedy I’ve Fallen in Love With Someone I’ve […]
Rose Angry at Lemon
Axl Rose has blown his signature top this week after being compared to Keith Lemon for the fiftieth time. “He didn’t know who this dude was, so the first forty-nine times he took it as a compliment,” said Destiny Dante, Axl’s 22-year-old model/stripper girlfriend. “Then one day he was merrily eating his pre-show roast dinner, […]
Jeremy Kyle gets ‘Mugged Off’
In a first for ITV, daytime talk show mogul Jeremy Kyle has wowed audiences and critics alike with his latest indepth interview. This week saw Jeremy Kyle interview Jeremy Kyle for The Jeremy Kyle show. In a bid to set the record straight about his failed marriage and make some hard cash at the same […]
Bowie Killed by Martians for Revealing Their Secrets
Professional conspiracy theorist and shit-stirrer Mohammed Al-Fayed has claimed that the Martian equivalent of the Triads were responsible for the death of David Bowie. “Yes, he was killed by cancer,” he told Rita Sarpong of Conspiracy TV, “But who knows what kind of technology they have? They could have poisoned him with cancer cells from […]
The Sceptical Poet 