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Stars of New American Sitcom Argue Over Who is the Superhero
The stars of a new American drama about young twenty-somethings who live in some apartments and have jobs and friends and conversations have had a public spat over which of them plays the show’s superhero. The show is called Some People and follows the lives of six friends in New Jersey as they go about […]
No Such Thing as Winter Say Westerosi Climate Change Sceptics
Westeros is experiencing a huge rise in people calling themselves Climate Change Sceptics after winter once again failed to turn up, despite numerous warnings from House Stark that ‘winter is coming’. We caught up with Hyldon, a smith from the Reach: “Winter is coming, say the Starks. But what do they know, they’re all dead. […]
‘Monkey’ Sadly Still Alive and Well
Cheeky felt monstrosity Monkey (pronounced ‘Munkeh’) was sadly found alive and well today, despite a going on a two-day tea bender. His handler Al found him rooting through bins for used teabags muttering, ‘keep it tea, keep it tea, keep it tea’. He is now resting at home. Monkey shot to fame as the voice […]
Grim Reaper at it Again
The Grim Reaper has again absconded from his employers to reap random celebrities. The Reaper was sacked last year for reaping musicians that annoyed him, but was re-instated recently after doctors insisted he’d since made a full mental recovery. “He’s definitely fucking fired this time,” said his employer, Fate. “Every five minutes he reaps another […]
Android and SD Card Divorce Because of Differences Over Where Their Music Collection Should be Stored
Phone operating system Android and it’s partner SD Card have finally divorced, citing long-term diagreements over where their music collection should be kept. The news comes as no surprise to their friends, who say that there have been problems between the two of them for years now. “They were so happy in the early days,” […]
The Sceptical Poet 