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The Sceptical Poet Dating


Male Seeks Female

Hi ladies, my name is Big Trev and I’m 42 from Birkenhead. I’m looking for a younger lady as I’d like to have children. I like smart women who can cook. My favourite food is spaghetti hoops on toast. I don’t like women who wear high heels they can’t walk in and Ugg boots in the summer. I’m looking for a well-groomed woman who likes a good spanking. I would describe myself as muscular, tall and handsome. The celebrity I most look like is George Clooney. Please only reply if you are 22-24 years old and look like Megan Fox . You must have your own home and car as I live with my mum.


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