Sagittarius

Psychic Jess says:

This month, I see you surrounded by green and red. You’ll find that you’re a popular little elf as you get invited to a night out that will cost you an arm and a leg for a lunch that last week cost you £10.95. There’ll be a lot of green around despite the fact that it’s winter. You will receive lots of unwanted tat from friends and family, most of which will have been bought in last January’s sales. You may find yourself with a banging headache or two and you’ll also certainly make a joke about mince pies not having any mince them. The luckiest Sagittarii will find a little red plastic fish which when placed on the palm of your hand will ‘accurately’ predict your love life.