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Jeremy Hunt Misrepresents His Own Statistics on Dating Website

"Jeremy Hunt Farnham 2010 portrait" by Tenger at Japanese Wikipedia. Licenced under CC BY 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeremy_Hunt_Farnham_2010_portrait.JPG#/media/File:Jeremy_Hunt_Farnham_2010_portrait.JPG

“Jeremy Hunt Farnham 2010 portrait” by Tenger at Japanese Wikipedia. Licenced under CC BY 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons

Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has been given a vote of no confidence by the female population following internet leaks of a personal profile he uploaded to a dating website several years ago.

On the profile, Jeremy described himself as 6′ 4″, with rock hard abs and the sexual stamina of a Tantric sex professor, all three of which have been laughably dismissed by his wife.

In his personal bio, he described himself as being the top exporter of marmalade to Japan, of having been cured of the Black Plague via the use of homeopathy, and of being completely respected by all of his colleagues for his consistent honesty.

He also said that he used to work long hours for crap pay with no overtime, and he was totally ok with it.

Political pundits have accused Hunt of misrepresenting himself, or alternatively, of being full of shit.

 

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